huh weird so rapists are, like, lying about the number of people they’ve raped but all we can focus on are those damn hypothetical lying women who lied about being assaulted? lying liars lying all the time damn women lying. there’s a bigger lie in our midst, it would seem
HEY LOOK ITS ALMOST AS IF ABUSERS ARE A TERRIBLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION ABOUT THEIR ABUSE MINDBLOWING
hey look it’s my post on my dash
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
When I was 12, my mom took me to the doctor because I was having headaches. My blood pressure was high. The doctor told me it was high because I was fat. I should try skipping meals and exercising before every meal I did eat. If I didn’t exercise one day, I shouldn’t eat that day.
Fast forward 10 years and it turns out I have a congenital kidney problem that is causing me to have high blood pressure. My new non-shitty doctor said it’s probably been there my whole life but no one thought to check.
Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry
Ok here’s the deal. Pluto fell out of “planet” status for a couple reasons. First, it doesn’t have it’s own orbit. It crosses Neptune. Second, there are several other planets in the vicinity that are roughly the same size and orbit.
A long time ago, scientists did the same thing with a couple “planets” between earth and mars. It was discovered that there were many other planetary bodies in that area and we now call it an “asteroid belt.” Pluto is still a part of our solar system. It’s just included with some other not-quite-planets in an outer asteroid belt sort of thing.
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
It’s actually a little person in a costume!!
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Please sleep come quickly
what kind of lazy person only lets their partner cum once??
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- Me: "yeah and 56 carbs..."