1. 08:46 19th Jun 2013

    Notes: 1

    I’m definitely not “the pretty one” in this relationship.

     

  2. 03:52

    Notes: 66050

    Reblogged from you-wore-blue

    hp931: #princess peach more like princess preach

    hp931:

    #princess peach more like princess preach

    (Source: princepocahontas)

     

  3. 03:50

    Notes: 78425

    Reblogged from ditch-able-prom-date

    oldprickbitches:

    Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

     

  4. 02:41

    Notes: 121695

    Reblogged from you-wore-blue

    chekhov:

    praises:

    endxer:

    praises:

    why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

    because there’s no one else like you

    that was surprisingly adorable

    Myself

    Me, myself, and I can’t figure out if you’re joking.

     

  5. 02:39

    Notes: 594

    Reblogged from fasterthanwind-passionate-as-sin

    (Source: dynoman)

     

  6. 02:32

    Notes: 10657

    Reblogged from ditch-able-prom-date

    chuck-charles:

    [x] Feminist Makeup Tutorial (Parody) 

    THERES GIFS O F ME I’M YELLING ???????

    (Source: jasongrace)

     

  7. 02:28

    Notes: 79510

    Reblogged from lookingforhazel

    Weddings are weird because you know in like six hours theyre gonna be having sex

    Lol 6 hours? Why do you think it takes so long for them to get to the reception after the ceremony?

    (Source: bagginsofbagend)

     

  8. 20:42 18th Jun 2013

    Notes: 25273

    Reblogged from indian-swag-for-life

    image: Download

    (Source: dying-in-the-moment)

     

  9. 01:37

    When you only ever have a period once every 3 months, you forget how awful pms is. Then it’s a bitch to deal with when the time comes.

     

  10. 10:00 16th Jun 2013

    Notes: 165586

    Reblogged from danisnotuploadingthevegasvideo

    lesbianathogwarts:

    asianpredator:

    domodisciple:

    asianpredator:

    itsdeepforhappypeople:

    strangeharpy:

    edgebug:

    sprightlyvigilante:

    the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

    i want to read this novel

    I want to write this novel.

    I want to edit this novel.
    Sounds like we have a plan.

    I want to produce the movie

    I’m directing the porn parody

    I’m buying the porn parody

    image

     

  11. 01:55 15th Jun 2013

    image: Download

     

  12. 14:16 13th Jun 2013

    Notes: 91437

    Reblogged from gay-mo

    citymod:

    do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

    I think that’s actually WHY people complain about double dipping.

     

  13. 13:08 12th Jun 2013

    Notes: 24245

    Reblogged from oxymoronicromantic

    image: Download

    feministsupernatural: stephgonzal: sparklingganymede: abaldwin360: What would Jesus not do? Things Jesus would do: Flip tables Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party Tell the weather outside to STOP Curse trees for producing shitty fruit Bring people back from the dead Go fishing Give you food Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath Make furniture Walk across the ocean because you need to stop This…is the best As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

    feministsupernatural:

    stephgonzal:

    sparklingganymede:

    abaldwin360:

    What would Jesus not do?

    Things Jesus would do:

    • Flip tables
    • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
    • Tell the weather outside to STOP
    • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
    • Bring people back from the dead
    • Go fishing
    • Give you food
    • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
    • Make furniture
    • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

    This…is the best

    As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

     

  14. 13:06

    Notes: 49992

    Reblogged from kittynoise

    image: Download

    dandyads: Trojan Condoms, 1993

    dandyads:

    Trojan Condoms, 1993

     

  15. 12:55

    Notes: 10213

    Reblogged from igotoseekmygreatperhaps

    (Source: amelings)