you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
can someone please tell me who this kid is because I’ve been laughing for like 10 minutes straight and I need to know
He needs his own show.
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
wtf it’s snowing in april!??!!???
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf